BRAMALEA ROTARY BULL-A-TON for APRIL 8, 2015
SARGENT AT ARMS REPORT:
No visitors, no speaker and only 10 members showed up this cold rainy day.
Bingo Sunday April 19th, 12:30 hosted by the Band of Bothers.
Quint meeting Monday Night April 13th, at the Glen. We have about 10 members attending, there will be NO MEETING WED. APRIL 15TH. because of this.
Thursday May 7th, Bramalea Lions, and Spot One,, will be running the SIP, SAMPLE AND SAVOUR, at the Lions hall, this is their major fund raiser, some of us attended last year and there was lots to eat, drink, and entertain us. Good cause, lets get some members to attend like last year. Price is $40: P/P did I mention lots to eat and drink.
HAPPY BUCKS:
D WAC: Is back, Happy to be set up in the new Musicians Choice Music Studios and all seems to be going quite well. Still trying to get the store empty, but it is all coming together, hence he had a chance to come to Rotary and wants to thank us and especially Rotarian Ted Vandermeer for all his work and support over the last few weeks.
TINA: Happy to see rain, it could be and still might be snow.
NORBERT: This summer is the 200th anniversary of the Churchville Cemetery, and they have put out tenders for artwork for a park like setting, he has put in a bid on creating a real nice peaceful, spot for reflection and meditation with a huge hand carved mural.
(If he is the successful bidder, it’ll be quite a nice place to visit. I have seen his proposal)
PRES. RAY: Happy DWAC’s movement went well and he is with us today.
THE STUPID DRAW:
TINA won again for the 2nd time in a row, and again with the ticket right after mine. (Fixed, just saying?)
JOKE FOR THE DAY:
An old man, We’ll call him Mr. Begin, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tina asked him if there was anything wrong, “Yes Nurse Tina,” he said
“My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Begin, Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Begin was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tina, “Mr. Begin,” she said. “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put you Private Part back inside your pajamas.”
“But Nurse Tina I can’t,” replied Mr. Begin, “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
“Yes” said Nurse Tina,“You did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”
“Well,” he replied, “ Today is the viewing.”